Ten Commandmaents of Fishing.

[DJD]

----Though shall not covet thy neighbors spot
----For co-anglers, though shall not bear any other rods before me
----Honor the 50 yard rule or I will strike you down with the force of a c-rig
----Though shall not keep game fish which you do not eat
----Though shall not TAKE MORE THAN 5 MINUTES AT THE RAMP
----Though shall not own a jet ski
----Though shall not skip out on half of the gas
----Though shall not bear false witness unless telling fish stories
----Remember the sabbath is for fishing, some go to church looking for god, I go to the lake and find him each day
----Last but not least, Though shall not attempt an orangutan-hang while fishing with someone whom you have not fished with before.

That's funny right there....

[crazyfishinnut]

Though shall not use docking lights except to dock!!!!
though shall not leave head lights on while loading after dark
though shall not stop and start fishing within 3 casts of another boat
though shall not yank on gut hooked fish "cut it off"
though shall not throw old line in the lake
though shall not load the boat in the launch lane
though shall not slow down to a idle when you pass a fisherman as that makes a bigger wake
though shall leave lights on after dark(even if you are the only one out there)
though shall take a kid fishin
though shall thank god for all we enjoy