Rishing Roke I mean Fishing Joke

[motalot]

It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. But, shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer. "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?" The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm." "What was that?" the old man asked. Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm." "Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying." The boy spit the bait into his hand and said... "You have to keep the worms warm!" (DOH!)

[trentonc2000]

dammit i'm trying to eat lunch...

[smljaw]

Two guys are fishing from a boat on a hot summer day and see a silver object floating in the water. One guy reaches in to retrieve the object. As he's wiping it off a genie pops out and grants him one wish. He quickly asks the genie to turn all of the lake water into ice cold beer! The genie grants his wish and the guy scoops up a big cup and starts chugging. His partner gets ticked and says, "Great, now we have to pee in the boat all day..."

I'll be here all week!

[dcbasser]

that just ain't right. LOL

[MsgMills]

Those are just cool man....lol

[Tim_T]

Rot Ro Rastro!

Sorry, couldn't resist!

[Slimy Deck]

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The
counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a
tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've
been married. She goes on and on and on.

Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the
wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly
in a daze.

The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off
here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

[Slimy Deck]

A man left work on Friday afternoon, but instead of going home, he spent the entire weekend fishing with the boys down at OC and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade of his actions. Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and said to him. “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”

To which he replied, “That would be fine with me.”

Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

[Devils Horse]

A guy gets up at 5:00am on a stormy February day, hooks up his boat and heads out. Driving through the howling wind as the snow and ice accumulates on his windshield he thinks "I'm hardcore, but I just don't feel like being out in this all day".

Halfway to the lake now, he turns around and drives home. He crawls in bed with his still sleeping wife and says "Dang, it's nasty out there".

His wife snuggles up and says "Yeah I know honey, can you believe that idiot husband of mine is out fishing today?"