you have a power worm dangling from your rearview mirror because you think it makes a good air frehener.

You call your boat "Sweetheart" and your wife "Skeeter."

Your local tackle shop keeps your credit card number on file.

You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels.

BPS has a private line just for you.

You have your name painted on the launch ramp parking space.

You have your "personal best catch" on your desk instead a picture of your family.

You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.

You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.

You send your kid off to school with his shoes tied in a palonar knot.

You think the four seasons are pre-spawn, spawn, post-spawn, and hunting.

Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs tires so you borrow the ones off your house.

You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat fits in the garage.

Your kids know its Saturday because the bass boat is gone.