I'm rigged and ready for Fryman's, BUT...

I just got UK/UT football tickets handed to me as a birthday present. Sideline, low, parking pass...Unless Curtis Pulley gets hit on the head and becomes a Heisman Candidate next year, this might be my last chance to witness UK beating UT this millenium. They actually have a shot this year. I would love nothing more than to see Tennessee's SEC East Championship dreams spiral down a toilet full of blue water and make Phil Fulmer puke on his orange sweater vest while 70K in blue get pepper sprayed and arrested for rushing the field. I'm not bitter.

I gotta go...I'll really regret it if we lay another turd on the turf like Miss State.

GO BIG BLUE.

NOTHING ***** LIKE A BIG ORANGE.