Quote Originally Posted by jcb View Post
Dude, are you serious?

Picture this:

An escaped prisoner is seen near town. When the state police descend upon the town, you attempt to employ your common-sense based approach to law enforcement and are quickly rejected by the stuffy police captain. Convinced that you must do something, you decide to patrol the back roads near town. The state police is concentrating on the main roads in and out of town.

But you have a plan. You know Emma Watson lives by the old mill pond. You know Emma always bakes fresh pies about this time on Tuesdays. You know that any hungry escapee is going to head for that heavenly smell, the old mill pond, and the call of freedom as it beckons from across the pond.

A Jon boat with a hole in it is the ONLY thing that will work in that particular situation.

And the quick thinking mind of Sheriff Andy Taylor lives on. (no offense meant)