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  1. #1
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    Re: Fish and Wildlife auction

    what good is a Jon boat with a hole in it?

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    Re: Fish and Wildlife auction

    Quote Originally Posted by DaveR View Post
    what good is a Jon boat with a hole in it?
    Dude, are you serious?

    Picture this:

    An escaped prisoner is seen near town. When the state police descend upon the town, you attempt to employ your common-sense based approach to law enforcement and are quickly rejected by the stuffy police captain. Convinced that you must do something, you decide to patrol the back roads near town. The state police is concentrating on the main roads in and out of town.

    But you have a plan. You know Emma Watson lives by the old mill pond. You know Emma always bakes fresh pies about this time on Tuesdays. You know that any hungry escapee is going to head for that heavenly smell, the old mill pond, and the call of freedom as it beckons from across the pond.

    A Jon boat with a hole in it is the ONLY thing that will work in that particular situation.

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    Re: Fish and Wildlife auction

    Quote Originally Posted by jcb View Post
    Dude, are you serious?

    Picture this:

    An escaped prisoner is seen near town. When the state police descend upon the town, you attempt to employ your common-sense based approach to law enforcement and are quickly rejected by the stuffy police captain. Convinced that you must do something, you decide to patrol the back roads near town. The state police is concentrating on the main roads in and out of town.

    But you have a plan. You know Emma Watson lives by the old mill pond. You know Emma always bakes fresh pies about this time on Tuesdays. You know that any hungry escapee is going to head for that heavenly smell, the old mill pond, and the call of freedom as it beckons from across the pond.

    A Jon boat with a hole in it is the ONLY thing that will work in that particular situation.

    And the quick thinking mind of Sheriff Andy Taylor lives on. (no offense meant)

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    Re: Fish and Wildlife auction

    Just checkin. A+ for quick wit.

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    Re: Fish and Wildlife auction

    Quote Originally Posted by stratos185 View Post
    And the quick thinking mind of Sheriff Andy Taylor lives on. (no offense meant)
    :-)

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    Re: Fish and Wildlife auction

    Quote Originally Posted by jcb View Post
    Dude, are you serious?

    Picture this:

    An escaped prisoner is seen near town. When the state police descend upon the town, you attempt to employ your common-sense based approach to law enforcement and are quickly rejected by the stuffy police captain. Convinced that you must do something, you decide to patrol the back roads near town. The state police is concentrating on the main roads in and out of town.

    But you have a plan. You know Emma Watson lives by the old mill pond. You know Emma always bakes fresh pies about this time on Tuesdays. You know that any hungry escapee is going to head for that heavenly smell, the old mill pond, and the call of freedom as it beckons from across the pond.

    A Jon boat with a hole in it is the ONLY thing that will work in that particular situation.
    Sounds like an Andy Griffith show.
    rustedhook

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    Nip it in the butt Barn! The best show ever in TV history, ah if we all could live in Mayberry.

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    Wink Re: Fish and Wildlife auction

    I would not even have to ask my fishing partner to put his finger in the hole .When he got a hit we could switch.I do hope it is in the back of the boat.

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    Re: Fish and Wildlife auction

    The hole in question was above the water line while the boat was up on plane. So all was good as long as we didn't slow down, and forget about stopping It's still a good boat, we leave it at a farm pond now and a dab of marine sealant took care of that little problem

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    Re: Fish and Wildlife auction

    I went one time years ago to one of their auctions. I thought I might try to buy a couple of guns. I couldn't believe the prices they were bringing. Many of the auctions started out more than I would have given. There was a huge crowd there, and evidently they had plenty of money to throw around. I never wasted my time going there again.

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