I guess I am actually doing PETA a favor. I will give each one of those bass I catch a good talking to, and inform them on the negative consequences of eating all those poor, defensless bait fish. In the true nature of the PETA way I will release them after my brief lecture. I hope they learn.

As for the crappies - they are just bad seeds, they will never learn, and therefore I will sentence them to death by hot oil.