Originally Posted by dc chopper
My 352 is still jiggling from my laughter. People have been trying to pull the power play on me for YEARS (It must be my charm, good looks and personality that makes me a LUSH, wait a minute I don't have any charm, personality or good looks). There was the guy in the Cincinnati Bass Pro Shop Parking Lot that let his girlfriend write a check that his ASS cashed about 3 years ago, the 3 count them 3 completely drunk Tennessee fans at the Rack Club the night that Ron Mercer got checked at half court and just about got his head taken off around 1996 or so, these 3 were all arrested for Public Intoxication - 2 immediately off to jail with busted lips and 1 took a trip to the hospital first for his Gonads were somewhere up around his left lung and the last I saw of him was when he was Puking before he hit the floor after another of my right hooks found its way to his gonadial area as he was leaning against a speaker getting up from I think it was my left hook that time, 3 of them completely drunk, 1 of me sober, they started it, I took a few punches but they got the worst of it as well (the cops were joking to each other asking how many Tennessee fans does it take to whip a Wildcat fans Ass, and the punchline was evidentaly more than 3), there was the guy at Keeneland that wanted to call the cops and I told him "We can give a reason to call them and he had better hope they show up quick to pull my big ass off of him", Mr. Henson remembers that one, then there was another guy at Keeneland that decided to change the TV set to Oaklawn as they were coming down the stretch at Keeneland and my horse was leading again Mr. Henson was present, My very own father (drunk at the time) decided to disrespect my wife to her face and mine when I was 22 and after he hit me 3 times and I still told him that I did not want to fight him after the 4th punch I took, he took a trip to the hospital for some medical care (funny how liquor makes you braver and stupider than you are in sober life), the fight outside my work when I was in College for 2 guys were breaking into my friends car and we caught them in the act, 2 on 2, my half of a pool cue upside one of the guys head and his skin peeled like an orange ended that battle with them leaving the scene in a bloody heap, All those in high school including when I was a Freshman and I got my butt kicked by a Senior for I had whipped his little brother's butt on the school bus that morning. I lost the fight but he did have a black eye and busted lip and never bothered me again. I have always been a big person, as a kid and as a grown up. People are not nice in this world and I have heard my share of comments about my size. Funny thing is that when you put these idiots to the test and don't back down from them, they shut up pretty quick. I have lost my share of fights but have certainly won many more. With us having adopted our little boy from Katmandu Nepal, he will certainly take his share of idiots saying things to him. He is already the toughest 4 year old I have ever seen, we fight and wrestle all the time. He can hold up his own body weight for several minutes and I plan to teach him the very simple rule, "Don't start it, but make **** sure you finish it. You don't fight to just fight, you fight to win and win means by all cost necessary". I can't wait until some MORAN says the wrong thing to Joshua when he is about 7 and Josh puts him in his place which will be on his ASS. He will not start it for my 352 will be on his ASS but he **** will sure finish it. I have no problem in spending days, weeks, months at school in parent teacher principal conferences. I have a 17 year old special needs daughter and a 4 year old adopted son and I don't see either of them any different. The world is a cruel place at times if you don't "fit the norm" but society needs to understand the "norm" is changing every day. I see a lot of children these days that are obviously not biological to their parents plus I see more and more special needs children being born and we all must learn to live together. This 65 year old Geezer maybe has ran his mouth for years and years but today he ran into the wrong person at the wrong time. He will defineately thing twice the next time. I will help anybody out at anytime (except for my ex wife) but screw me over and I will be your worst enemy forever for I never forgive and I never forget. I am sure many will find a fault in this but for all the guys on here that I have shared information on the open post, you will also find many that send me private messages or emails that I have returned EXTENSIVE DETAILED information. By the way a PM can not be longer than 6000 characters, how do I know, I have sent many Detailed responses that I had to trim down to 6000 to send. Need a helping hand and I will do all I can, disrespect me or even worse my wife or kids and it will be your ass.
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