Elnut, I just had some time to read the whole story. I've been laughing so hard my co-workers are asking me, "what's so funny over there?" You have a way with words, big man! That's funny as all get out!

I've been to that Flying J a thousand times and have never seen anything close to that!

I agree with you about Guist Creek. I have fished that lake under several different types of conditions and never have done very well. It's not worth it, IMO!