Gonna have to send you off to school Col...teach you how dangerous voting straight ticket is. Nah, on second thought you'd prolly just stay smoked up and chase girls, so forget that.

I once voted for a Democrat. Gary Hart. Then smokin hot Donna Rice came along. I can picture his boat now, the "Monkey Business". That guy is still my hero.

Like yourself, I halfheartedly debate politics, but I'm passionate about fishing.