Your wife has earrings make from fishing lures.

You've ever combed your hair with a fish scaler.

You have more rods than garden tools.

You have more fish on your wall than pictures.

You recieved a tube of crickets for your birthday.

You have your picture taken with someone else's fish.

You use your GPS-Fish Finder to find the liquor store.

You use spiderwire and a baitcaster for dental floss.

You use fish scent for cologne before a date.

You fly an umbrella rig behind your 4-wheeler.

You use a "salty lizard" to flavor your beans.

You use a 00 barrel swivel fast-lock snap for a key ring.

You use a dip net to catch your fighting roosters.

You use a casting net to catch your wife.

You buy your wife jig paint for eye-liner.

You use a baitcaster to walk the cat.