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elnutsmalljaws
THE CHAMP IS DOWN! THE CHAMP IS DOWN!!! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 THE CHAMP IS DOWN? THE CHAMP IS DOWN?????? What is this, the CHAMP is getting up off the canvas, staggering to his feet, THE CHAMP IS UP! THE CHAMP IS UP!!!!!! He is now reaching into his rod locker and pulling out his SECRET WEAPON, no it is not a G Loomis, no it is not a St. Croix, it is WHAT? A 10' All Pro Float and Fly Rod???? Are you kidding me, fully rigged up with a 3 way swivel, 10' leader of some treadlike material and OH MY GOSH - A homeade ElNUT SPECIAL BOBBER, NOT THE ELNUT SPECIAL BOBBER. He is into his backswing PLOP, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SMACK a direct hit, a direct hit THAT ELNUT SPECIAL BOBBER SCORED A DIRECT HIT right sqaure in between the eyes of the BUZZER. BUZZKING IS DOWN!! BUZZKING IS DOWN!!!! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7- forget about it THE BUZZKING IS DEAD. In his best DAVEWOOD voice or is it DEADWOOD voice (for example see Greg Hackney speaking on Mark Zona's WGFS in El Salto), "The Buzzer is dead, sorry that we had to perform this cruel and unusual act but he was speaking smack on fishin.com and THE CHAMP just could not take it anymore so he sent in his enforcer. The enforcer is very sorry about his actions but he just had to protect THE CHAMP." What is this, the Buzzking's Cavewoman has just showed up at the weigh-in and boy she is crying something horrible. No it is not tears of sadness they are tears of joy. She is standing over her fallen Buzzer and reaches down and grabs him by his head of hair and wait, she is now dragging his limp body out of the weigh-in location back to their Cave never to be seen again. (This is the part where TAPS is being played in the background but I can't type this effect) See you Friday night Buzzking and look forward to meeting you in person. Elnut
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