The other day I saw three Black Helicopters hovering over the local BP. After about a couple minutes long black tubes descended from their undersides and they began to siphon gas out from the tanks below, all while no one at the station noticed. When they were done the attendant came out and raised the price on their sign almost $.50. Strangely the attendant looked eerily like Bush. I think the government is stealing our gas and giving it to BIG OIL so that they can sell it back to us at an even higher price. Oddly enough my neighbor, who is an Arab, drives a Hummer.... and I have never seen him stop for gas. I want to move, but the recent GOP created Depression is preventing me from doing so. Cant wait till Obama is elected so he can "change" things for the better. Cant put my finger on it, but something just aint right.....Cue the "Twilight Zone" theme.....