Went fishing yesterday on the Cumberland River. Backed my friends boat into the water and parked the truck. We fished all day and into the evening. Great day caught tons of fish...until I realized I had misplaced the keys to his truck. We tore the boat and all tackle boxes to pieces...never found them. Figure they fell in the River sometime during our great exursion. Finally found cell phone reception on the upper part of the river and called home (an hour plus away) to have my friends wife drive down to Helm's Landing, a place she's never been, in the middle of the night. I learned a few things last night:
1) make your friend back his own boat into the water...that way he'll loose his own keys and you won't feel so bad!
2) safety pin your keys to your shorts
3) check safety pin that are holding keys to your shorts every 10 seconds
4) never eat all your food assuming you'll be going home at the end of a day of fishing
5) never drink all your water assuming you'll be home at the end a day of fishing
6) there are bats on the River at night and they will LAND on you
7) there are lots of coyete's around Cumberland River who howl at night and they can scare two grown men enough that the two grown men will sit on the boat ramp with a hunting knife and an oar ready to protect themselves from the attacks of forementioned coyete's
8) Helm's Landing at night with all the noises, the fog, the bat, and the coyete's, is a much looked over location for horror movies...that place is creepy at night
9) it's okay to hug your friends wife when she actually finds Helm's Landing in the middle of the night (10:48 pm) and rescue's you from near starvation and certain animal attacks
10) The most important thing I learned...Even loosing the keys to the truck and waiting in a creepy place with coyete's and a bat will not ruin a great day of fishing...we'll be going again next week!
Secure your keys!!!



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Cracking me up!
