Now this report right here is GREAT in my opinion! Nothing but good clean fun! Although I'm trying to figure out whats up with the Marina closing two hours before sundown? What is up with that?

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Now this report right here is GREAT in my opinion! Nothing but good clean fun! Although I'm trying to figure out whats up with the Marina closing two hours before sundown? What is up with that?
Analysis of report:
Mistake numer one: Took the wife
Mistake number two: See mistake number one!!!
You know Chub I quit trying to figure out how that fella runs that place up there a long time ago. Down right weird in my opinion. I went in there one day and asked if he had a fish scale that we could weigh a fish on. He laughed at me and said and I quote, ''We don't have anything like that in here'', unquote. I mean parden me for thinking a MARINA MIGHT HAVE A PLACE TO WEIGH FISH, LOL. This and many others are just some of the reasons I would rather shove toothpicks under my eyeball lids than to fish that mudhole.
My wife and I have been married for 10 years and the first time we went together was at her Dad's pond shortly after we were married. She was "Bobber Fishing" her way with worms for anything that bit, not "Bobber Fishing" my way which is FNF at Dale Hollow, and she had caught 5 real nice had size bluegills, that is my 4 year old Son's hand size mind you. These 5 together did not measure 15" long in total length. I landed my second real nice Largemouth about a 3 1/2 pounder on a plastic worm and thought I would rub it in a bit in the fact that I had 2 good keeper Greencarp to her 5 tiny gils but she put me in my place. She said what do you mean you are winning, I am winning 5-2. I said you are actually going to count those fish you caught and she said "They had 2 eyes and swam in the water didn't they". Which by her scoring system she is correct in that she was winning 5-2. I have had to use "Her" scoring system from the back of the boat in Chunknwinds boat a time or two and probably will again, sooner than later hopefully.
Everything in the 'Ville closes 2 hours before sundown, except for BP in Elk Creek.....
I plan on fishing there sun. in a USABassin tournament any clues on where too fish?I've never been there so i need all the help i can get.thanks![]()
