Need help???

[LarryG]

Saw a bill board the other day, it said need help. "Call Jesus" and it gave a number. Later that day, I called that number, next morning heard a knock at my door, and there he was, an immigrant with a lawn mower. I needed to make this as [politically correct as possible, so it lost something in translation, gracias!!

[Devils Horse]

Funny Larry.

How much did hay-suse want for the lawn work? I need help ahora.