The mind of a six year old: For all you fathers and grandfathers.

A teacher was reading the sory of The Three Little Pigs

She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read"and so the pig went up to theman with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said 'Pardon me sir! But may I have some straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused and then asked the class:
'And you know what the man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly..."I think the man would have said..."Well I'll be damned!!! A talking pig!"

The teacher had to leave the room.