Redneck fishin joke

[motalot]

A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central
Arkansas recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a
license to catch those fish?'

'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none
of them there licenses.
You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

'Pet fish?'

'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to
the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

The redneck looked at the warden f or a moment and
then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'

'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood
and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

'Well, what?', says the redneck.

The warden says, 'When are you going to call them
back?'

'Call who back?'

'The FISH', replied the warden!

'What fish?', replied the redneck.
...

Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some
city slickers, but we aint as dumb as some

[biggw]

LOL Old joke but still a good one--GL to us all

[DJD]

LOL Old joke but still a good one--GL to us all

Gw,
When I first starting reading this I thought it was something you came up with because of those pet fish!

[fishhound]

LOL now thats funny right there i don't care who you r..