A little boy wanted $100.00 so badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received letter to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to the little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank-you note to GOD which read:

"Dear GOD, Thank you very much for sending me the money, however, I noticed that, for some reason, you had to send it through Washington and, as usual, those ******** deducted $95.00."