Dang, you Card fans are all testy today. Peace and love, my little bluegrass brothers. I was a Kentucky football fan even back during that Bill Curry run left-run right-long bomb-punt offensive scheme. We've had very little to cheer about, so let us enjoy it a little. Afterall, Louisville is on a collision course with a national championship...the only variable is time. In the meantime, I'm sorry to inform you that the beatings will continue.

I agree that the game should be the first game of the season every year. What a way to open the season! I didn't like the deviation last year either.

Louisville is going to be alright though. Noodler Cantwell will throw for a touchdown before it's all over with...heck, you boys might end up with a better record than my Cats end up with. Afterall, we don't have much of an offense this year either...and it's going to give us trouble when the SEC play rolls around. We just piled the defense on you guys last weekend and threw a little luck in to boot. Stuff happens. Stuff like big ole Myron Pryor rumblin' and stumblin' for a loooooong touchdown sprint after a fumble recovery...you know, stuff like that. Shew, must have been hard for yall to watch. Kind of like a fat kid watching a skinny kid run off into the sunset with his girlfriend and his piece of chocolate cake.

Ah well, GO CARDS! Beat Tennesse Tech tomorrow. I mean that sincerely, because if you guys tank again this year it'll hurt our power rankings.

Much Love,
Splitshot