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Cremation, but I also have a big rock out in my field, looks like an old step stone, told mine she could put me there as I would like to see this place get pd for. Or just build a log raft and push it out on the water and set it afire.No matter what though, put a rod and reel in my hand to take with me.
Visited my Grandfather's grave just this afternoon down in Campbellsville...and it got me to thinking that cremation may be the way to go. I was sitting there at his grave...behind a little small country church surrounded by flat land and corn fields as far as I could see...came to the conclusion that (1) he aint there, just his tired old body, and (2) the grave and the coffin and the stone and all of it are more for those left behind than those in the ground. My Grandfather always said, "Just kick me over the hill behind the house and let the buzzards take care of it...don't waste your money on all that BS." LOL I heard those words today and laughed, because as usual, my Grandmother got her way and she wanted a gravestone to visit. I reckon I'll let my wife decide if I go first, but the cremation thing don't sound bad at all to me.
Funeral plans for me seem to change with the times,Heck i can remember 15 years ago if you would of asked i would have said just dry me out and smoke me.Lol that not being the case any more i would have to go with cremating.One its cheaper and like its been said before burying me and visiting my corpse which isnt me sounds like a wasted drive.Also i may tell my wife to not just have me sitting around the house because thats just plain creepy.Take me too Dale hollow in the spring,mix me with a cold beer and poor me on the bank in a nice cove,yeah that'll do.
