Dear Friends:
We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for raising five million dollars to place a statue of Barack Obama in ther Hall of Fame in Washington, DC.
This committee had no idea on where to place the statue. If would not be wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, nor beside Jessie Jackson, who never told the truth, since Barack Obama can't seem to tell the difference between the two.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of all. He left not knowing where he was going, and didn't know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on borrowed money.
Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the Children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your as--es and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your rumps and light up a Camel. This is the Promised Land."
Now Barack Obama's "change" will steal your shovels, kick you rumps, raise the price of Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land. If you are one of the fortunate people who has anything left after paying for gas, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.
Fraternally,
Barack Obama Statue Committee
P.S. It is said that Barack Obama is considering changing the Presidential Seal to a condom, because it stands for inflation, halts production, and gives a false sense of security.
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bassin_bug had to substitute the word rump in hopes of avoiding a major "nip & tuck" with someone's scalpel. snip, snip, snip.
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