Uh Pontooner? Hellooooooo? Col's gonna need some serious help on this one.

Interesting that places where gun control laws are the strongest have the worst crime rates. Liberals call for change, yet keeping asking for more of the same.

I believe in the 2nd amendment as it was written, and don't even own a single gun. I've gotta borrow a shotgun from a buddy to rid the estate of a Peppy Lepew who's decided he lives with us.

I do own a Tippman 98 Custom paintball gun. I've found hunting humans to be way more fun than other critters. My sons have joined us in the woods a few times, and there's something deeply gratifying about shooting at your kids.