Been on a severity one problem since 2:15 this am. Still on it. This making a living stuff is way over rated.

Hey Don, I have done work on the safeties of their guns, it's not my fault if they sometimes malfunction.

Mark, paintball in the woods is an absolute blast, even for an old dude like me. Somewhere inside you realize the worst that can happen is a nasty welt or 10 (We all have our markers cranked up, last time we checked most of us could put a hole in a cardboard box) but it seems pretty real when the rounds are flying. Hunting stuff that shoots back adds another dimension.

Many will hunker down, those are the ones I like best. Nothing like chasing a camper to ground and gunning him down like a rabid skunk. That said, I get my share of welts too. If you want to play, let me know, humidity's down and 'spray and pray' season is almost here.

Hey Bobby, which side are gonna play for in the match? You have to pick or we'll all shoot at you.