Surprising new candidate

[Tim_T]

I would like to be the head of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, bet I would get to take all of the hunting and fishing trips I have wanted!

[fisheater]

Well Bobby and Tim if i make it you you all have jobs.Oh yeah just came from Hooters and guess what,my V.P. HAS BIGGER B@@B's then there V.P.

[Bobby Headrick]

Thanks I accept, but I hope that is not a terrosit smallie in your avitar as you cannot already have dirt on yet, hope the other parties dont use this against you,lol lol, lol, You also need a platform to run on, Ok just say I can fix this mess by printing more money and giving all TAX PAYING MORTAGE HOLDING CITIZENS 300k, and a HOOTERS poster. and some beer. You will win by a landslide. "You betcha"

[fisheater]

My campaign slogan will be "Never trust a fart".My platform will be based on common sense.






Fisheater '08 Common sense for the common people.
"Not trusting farts for 32 years and counting"

[Bandit1]

Never trust a fart, HUH. Speaking from experience, I see.

[fisheater]

I may have been sabotaged by an intestinal terrorist once or twice.Severely tortured my undershorts...lololololololololololololololol.








Fisheater '08 Common sense for common people.
"Not trusting farts for 32 years and counting"

[MsgMills]

I trusted a fart once......lol Most awful experience I ever had.... Told the wife to drive straight home and don't ask no questions.....lol

[mhall]

You guys are killin me, LOL.