I'm surrounded by morons!

[bassin_bug]

My pitiful claim to fame is that my grandparents were from Ireland and owned a large brewery--Irish Whiskey. I never had any problem understanding why my grandmother loved good whiskey and had a bottle sitting under her bed when she died. Everybody told her for years that whiskey would kill her and it did, when she was 93.

[Devils Horse]

My granny who passed at the age of 92, had a remedy for the common cold just like granny Clampett. A jar of bourban with a stick of peppermint floating in it. A couple of shots of her remedy and in a week or 10 days the cold was gone. Strongest and toughest woman I've ever known, my granny.

Now the folks on my dad's side (the Johnson William side) were for the most part roughnecks and outlaws. I was at a Richardson family reunion at the tender age of 4, and cops had to break it up. Every one of em from ole lady Richardson, my granny on that side, to my youngest uncle got into a saloon style chair smashing brawl. The old man sustained a knife wound to the hand and virtually every stick of furniture in the house got broken along with a few heads.

[DJD]

My granny who passed at the age of 92, had a remedy for the common cold just like granny Clampett. A jar of bourban with a stick of peppermint floating in it. A couple of shots of her remedy and in a week or 10 days the cold was gone. Strongest and toughest woman I've ever known, my granny.

Now the folks on my dad's side (the Johnson William side) were for the most part roughnecks and outlaws. I was at a Richardson family reunion at the tender age of 4, and cops had to break it up. Every one of em from ole lady Richardson, my granny on that side, to my youngest uncle got into a saloon style chair smashing brawl. The old man sustained a knife wound to the hand and virtually every stick of furniture in the house got broken along with a few heads.

That's where you get that from!

[Devils Horse]

That's where you get that from!

Amen brother. Send the boy to school, buy him books, and he just eats the cover off em.