Quote Originally Posted by Bandit1 View Post
Dear Secret Santa,

I have been a good boy this year. I have ate all of my vegetables. I also have been cleaning my room like I am suposed to. I have done all of the chores my wife has asked me do, with very little complaining. I go to church every sunday, if I am not fishing or hunting.

This year for Christmas I would like a new Ranger Bass Boat with all the goodies & a matching Z71 to pull it with. Seeing how I don't have a chimney, you can just leave it in the driveway. If you cannot get it in your sleigh, I will even pick it up. Thank you Secret Santa.

Your friend,

Jason
Dear Jason, Steak is not a vegetable, clean.. a man? funny. chores? Cleaning reels is not a chore. Church? Did the roof fall in? Well upon further review, you have been good so santa has the top notch present for you...an air raft with all the goodies: 1 plastic orr, a patch kit, and 1 universal life preserver. And just to prove that I'm still every kids best friend, I'll throw in that 1976 maverick to sport around the dock area with. Look forward to seeing you at Taylorsville on labor day weekend with your new rig. Best wishes santa
PS watch out for the jet ski's, you could hurt someone in that rig if your not careful and obey all no idle err I mean no paddle zones.