Quote Originally Posted by MrSplitshot View Post
On the UK side of the question, I would choose to take the Cardinal Mascot from UL. That way I could steal the bird suit, shove a 1/4 stick of dynamite in its ass, light the fuse, and watch it explode into a million little feathery pieces of joy (video on YouTube of course)...and leave its unlucky human inhabitant standing in the middle of I-64 in his Fruit of the Looms to walk back to Jefferson County with "Little Brother" spray painted on his back.

L-YES! That's what I'd do.

LOL!