I bought a bullhorn last month in hopes of jump starting my new job as a community activist. (It also has a cool "siren" feature that I use to scare the wife with every chance I get.)

I'm not sure what the pay is, but the late Rev. Louis Coleman of Louisville seemed to do o.k. and it was also the first job of our president elect.

I will pursue this endeavor as a stepping stone to the Presidency in 2012. I was a manager of a Pharmacy back in the late 1970's and early 1980's so I do have some management experience.

I'm a Vietnam-era veteran also, but I think I'll leave that off my resume.The Vietnam thing didn't do Senator Mccain any good. It only showed that one does not have to serve their country to serve up their country.

To my knowledge, the job (community activist) only entails standing on a corner,chanting and singing and shouting into the bullhorn on how bad I've been treated lately and how it is some one else's fault that I'm unemployed.

So, if y'all see a white bearded, crazy looking white male on some corner shouting and singing into a bullhorn: THAT'S ME!!!!

Tyme2fish in 2012