An old guy is in Home Depot the other day pushing his cart around when he collided with a young guy pushing his cart. He said to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going'.

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy said, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, stacked, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra.

What does your wife look like?'

Old guy said ...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.

Most Old Guys are helpful like that.