He was shakin like a hooker in church

Don't get bowed up now

Run that flag up the pole and see who salutes

That dog don't hunt

She'll slap you bald headed

Even a blind hog finds a nut every now and then

He couldn't pour pee out of boot with the directions on the heel

Like a duck on a June bug

He was shakin like a dog passin 'simmon seeds

She'd make a freight train take a dirt road

She could push a car uphill with a rope