Quote Originally Posted by offdtop View Post
lol

Handier than pockets on a shirt.

Shining like a diamond in a goats butt.

Your about as bright as a blown bulb.

Drop you like a toilet lid.

Bend over and kiss your butt goodbye.

You drive like a one eyed taxi cab driver.

Is you just plain stupid boy?

How am I going to get there, pee in my shoe and float?

I'm as smart as a tree full of owls.
LOL! Drop you like a toilet lid! That's funny right there.