Quote Originally Posted by stoner View Post
I'm soon to be single. I might be calling one of you dad some day, but look on the bright side I've got a boat.
I'm just poking fun at a tough time, I don't mean any disrespect.
Stoner
Sorry your marriage didn't work out. Don't go looking for daughters in bars that play Hank Williams songs......"I'm so Lone--some.... I...could cryyy." You could end up with their mothers instead. lol

True story, my sister-in-law got mad at her husband and decided to fly off to Las Vegas and gamble for a week to punish him. She needed transportation to the airport and was stupid enough to ask him to driver her there. He put on the saddest face he could muster and patiently waited for her to board the plane. Just as she got to the top of the steps going into the plane, he yelled as loud as he could, "Hey Nenah!" She turned around and looked. He said, "Thank God and Delta you're gone."

She told me she was so embarrassed and mad she wanted to kill him and it was the worst trip she ever made.