Reply With Quote1. Doug: agree, that's why I got married, to have plausible deniability about the root cause of the insantiy.
2. Justin and green river man and Adam: I went back today, 26 Jan, and that seafood stand was taken down, so I don't know about the price. But the tag in the mouth said "Made in Japan". (And I was sober when I read it......trust me). Oh, they don't sell beer at this Sam's, so I don't know about the Budweiser tags. I doubt I'd be able to comprehend a Budwesier tag anyway, I can only read Irish and Mexican beer labels
3. Roadrunner: Don't be surprised if you see people post here about guided trips with me, complaining about catching "Stripers made in Japan". I plan to keep a couple hid under the deck in a seperate locker, and when nobody's, looking, hook'em up, send them down, allow time to thaw, then run those lines tight to the bottom so the first stump they hit looks like a "pull down".
4. Boat Bum: I tried, but they bulked when I tried to back the boat and trailer in the side door to use the rod holders for the down poles. Incidentally, use of planer boards at Sam's was really frowned on. They tend to get caught in the shopping cart wheels. It took me 45 minutes to land my first hit. Every tried to seperate a 234 pound redneck woman from a full shopping cart?
5. To all concerned with driving, delivery, and proximity. I have forwarded your concerns to Sam's club, with a threat of guiding fishing trips "INSIDE" their ETOWN store, if they don't "WITHIN 12 MONTHS, WITHOUT FAIL, OPEN A SAM'S CLUB THAT STOCKS FROZEN STRIPERS RIGHT BESIDE THE BASS PRO'S BP GAS STATION IN JAMESTOWN". In their response, they used words like "nut case, terrorist, quake, and meat head". And after these nasty words about my wife's ability to control me, they said they would give it "as much consideration as the quality of the suggestion merited".
Got to run and get my new lures ready. I'm gonna go down to the bank and see if I can get female tellers to hit on $5 bills with a white grub tail if they are wakey rigged.