Is it fishing at cumberland?..........Nope.

Is it fishing below C-land Dam?...........No, sir!

Is it hitting McAlpine?.........NOT!

Give us a hit, oh wise one.........

Sam's Club opened a new store in Elizabethtown and guess what? In there seafood stand, you can buy whole Stripers! I kid you not........

Now lets see:
a. The store is 22 miles closer to me than the Ohio River, and 84 miles closer than Cumberland.
b. No boat gas.
c. No lost rods or tackle.
d. No freezing my tongue to the boat rail.
e. No fishing license expense.
f. No boat......or trailer.....or trolling motor.
g. No cold weather gear required, no gloves, scarfs, or hats.
h. And I can get there and back on one beer.

Anybody want to buy a boat?