I got good laugh yesterday from a true story. A guy my wife works with told her about seeing the cops at his neighbor's house the evening before. Very nice, quiet, and unassuming people. Domestic violence? Who woulda thunk it? Then he sees the cops escort a guy out of the house, stumbling along with his arms full of hoses and tubes. Turns out the guy was a Kirby vacuum cleaner salesman that had been there almost 4 hours. The neighbors resorted to calling Bowling Green's finest because they couldn't get rid of the guy!

I find that hilarious.

What's even funnier is 2 units and 4 cops came up to corral the dangerously pushy salesman. It's a slow night when 4 patrolman show up to get some of that action.

You can't make this stuff up folks.