I always wondered how come people blame guns.

One time I loaded an evil, babykillin, blood running in the streets, "assualt rifle" and I told it to get up and go harm some one and guess what...nothig happened! No matter how much I hooted and hollered at it, it just sat there. I even...gasp... took the safety off and still...NOTHING~! It didnt even, "just go off" like they say they do in the news all the time.

Dissapointed I took it back to the gun show loophole store and told them I didnt want it any more cause it didnt do any of the things Dianne Feinstein said it would!