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[FONT='PrimaSans BT,Verdana,sans-serif'][COLOR=black][FONT="]A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
> 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,'
> she says.
> A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a
> kitty-cat who stuttered.'
> The teacher, knowing how precious some of
> these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the
> incident.
> 'Well', she began, 'I was in the
> back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next
> door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped
> over the fence into our yard!'
> 'That must've been scary,' said
> the teacher.
> 'It sure was,' said the little girl.
> 'My kitty raised her back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss'
> and before she could say '****!', the Rottweiler ate
> her!
> The teacher had to leave the room. .....
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Sounds like little johnny had a sister.![]()
