Quote Originally Posted by Tim_T View Post
So I get up this morning, make some coffee and get online to check my e-mails and noticed one from fishin.com wishing me a happy birthday. I had been up for about 30 minutes and it never clicked with me that I am 42-years-old today (liver is closer to 55).
Happy Birthday! You are now old enough to know what the rules are...and have earned the right to ignore them.

Yesterday was my birthday and a smar-tass relative sent me a list of things she thought I needed to know. With my best wishes, I pass this list along to you:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING 'MARVELOUSLY MATURE' WHEN......
You and your teeth don't sleep together.
When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
When happy hour is a nap.
When you step off the curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.
Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
"Depends" has a new meaning.

CHEERS!