How you know your getting old

[DJD]

Happy Birthday! You are now old enough to know what the rules are...and have earned the right to ignore them.

Yesterday was my birthday and a smar-tass relative sent me a list of things she thought I needed to know. With my best wishes, I pass this list along to you:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING 'MARVELOUSLY MATURE' WHEN......
You and your teeth don't sleep together.
When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
When happy hour is a nap.
When you step off the curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.
Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
"Depends" has a new meaning.

CHEERS!

LOL! I already live a few of those statements. Hey Happy Birthday to you Bug!

[Tim_T]

Thanks everybody, it was a good day. Bug, happy belated to you.

BTW, got a few Bass Pro gift cards, haven't decided whether tod rive over there, or get online and order....choices choices lol!

[zx150]

Happy Birthday!

[pontooner]

Thanks everybody, it was a good day. Bug, happy belated to you.

BTW, got a few Bass Pro gift cards, haven't decided whether tod rive over there, or get online and order....choices choices lol!

Happy B-day Tim, hope you had a good one. You to Bug

Check your PM box Tim, I sent you a link for $20 off $100 at Basspro.com in case you go that route and you don't already have one.