Letter to the President

[MsgMills]

Subject: Fw: Dear President Obama





Dear President Obama,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You
know the one's down the street who in the good times refinanced their
house
several times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV"s, a pool, a big screen, two
Wave Runners and a Harley. But I was wondering, since I am paying my
mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now
and then?

Tim
Hot Springs, Arkansas

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me
to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this
year.

Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to
cabinet posts?

[DJD]

Subject: Fw: Dear President Obama





Dear President Obama,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You
know the one's down the street who in the good times refinanced their
house
several times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV"s, a pool, a big screen, two
Wave Runners and a Harley. But I was wondering, since I am paying my
mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now
and then?

Tim
Hot Springs, Arkansas

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me
to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this
year.

Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to
cabinet posts?

You sure this wasn't from one of the Clintons?