Only because she threatened me...

[HURRICANEBOB]

Don't feel too bad guy.

Last year on her birthday I passed on these words of kindness to my wife:
a. Your not 49 Honey......you are 25 years old with 24 years experience.
b. Things grow "fine" with time like "fine wine". Of course, anything containing milk tends to sour.
c. Hey, be grateful your age is 49, and not your waist.......yet.
d. As we get older and our eyesight continues to fade, you still look just as good to me as the day I met you. Remember.....your were white washing a picket fence in your bib overalls. Hey.....you look at least that good now.

Took me almost a week to find my trolling motor.......never did find my boat anchor.

Next year, I'm going fishing the night before, and arranging to have flowers delivered while I'm gone. Figure the flowers are cheaper than a new and good boat anchor.

[billm_usa1]

It's probably too late but heres some advice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2Oa...x=0&playnext=1