Updated lake condition report.

[HURRICANEBOB]

The following is a detailed report from the state naturalist and wildlife habitat monitoring and data dialogue system.

"The following data pertains to Nolin, Rough, Barren, Cumberland, Guist, and those portions of the Ohio River between the bank "way over there" and the one on this side. Recent exchanges of Canadian and Mexican highs and lows have produced frontal systems generating occasional storm systems and showers of varying levels of rain, mist, fog, and isolated hail. Occurrences of percipitation have caused land masses to acccummulate water, that in turn has been released due to over saturation and has created flows through natural terrain features culminating and collecting in bodies of water statewide. Direct instances of percipitation contacting surface waters in selected reservoirs, lakes, ponds, and streams is the basis for the following precautionary message dissemination: "When conducting any activities such as boating, fishing, swiming, wading, or skiing on any body of water with in the Commonwealth, use extreme caution. Recent storms have caused these bodies of water to become wet. As can be expected, wet surfaces may be slippery in certain instances during certain activitites and conditions. Given current climate conditions, it is anticipated that the bodies of water will remain wet and slippery for a prolonged period of time. Continue to use extreme caution as the wet lakes, streams, ponds, and lake conditions are expected to continue for the next period of 1 to 2 thousand years".

This has been a public service message distributed by the "Hurricane Online Marine Environment-Active Generation And Information Network (HOME-AGAIN).

[Fisherjoe]

I hope you get out and do some fishing this weekend. You definitely need to get out of the house!!

[BigPoppy]

Yo man wheres the rest of that boones farm, and that thing of wild turkey and 20 20 may not be a good idea!

[roadrunner]

Well I see you went and got some of that stimulus money and got you a guberment job HURRICANEBOB.
I am a thinkin you are still on cough syrup.

[harryprocraft]

that is funny, but man do you have TOO much time on your hands.

[HURRICANEBOB]

1. I don't have tyme on my hands, it's Sage.
2. I did have a gubernment job...but no more. I write this stuff so you can see what your gubernment has been doing for you.
3. Makers Mark does not make cough syrup.
4. I never mix wine with hard liquor. Some times I "Whine" after hard liquor. Or so I've been told, I really can't remember.

UPDATE: As a result of the recent rains creating slippery lake conditions, "Rough River" will be temporarily renamed as "Kinda Coarse Creek".

[aceoky]

I like sage, but lemon pepper is more versatile

[scoop185]

Thanks for the heads up,lol:d