I'm glad somebody else thinks this swine flu is a bunch of mucous media discharge. Now that we have NEARLY 100 cases of confirmed swine flu in the US of A, I guess I'm supposed to lock myself in my house this weekend instead of tormenting some green scaly female into eating plastic!!!! I bet more people called in sick today with the backdoor trots, or syphyllis or berri berri!!! Forgive me, the WHO says its now politically incorrect to use the term "swine flu". I am supposed to now use H1N1 influenza A because Egypt is slaughtering all their 300,000 pigs. Just tell me where the pig roast is and I'll bring the bar-b-que sauce.

Thanks everybody, I feel better and am ready to fish tomorrow.

Stay safe,
Gethenet