
Originally Posted by
Devils Horse
Ouch would be correct, but those guys march to a different tune.
My wife was doing some paperwork in the LR last night when I came in and turned on the Fisher/Stone fight. It was a stand up slugfest start to finish, and an excellent contest.
Wife after round one: "That's awful. Why would 2 people hit each other like that?"
Me: "They get paid to see who can beat who."
Wife: "Crazy. How can you watch this stuff?"
Me: "With my eyes."
After the last round horn the cut up, beat up men abruptly stopped hammering away and hugged each other.
Wife: "They hug after beating the crap out of each other?"
Me: "Mutual respect."
Wife rolling her eyes: "That's stupid, it doesn't make any sense."
Me: "One time a guy hugged me and kissed me on the cheek after we fought in a parking lot."
Wife: "Why?"
Me: "Respect."
Wife: "No! Why'd the two of you fight?"
Me: "No real good reason come to think of it."
She looks at me like an interesting but failed lab experiment, and shakes her head. I give her the dog staring at a fan look I use when confronted with female logic.