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    Fire Truck

    Fire Truck

    A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he
    noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung
    off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was
    wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
    The firefighter walked over to take a closer look..
    "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with
    admiration.
    "Thanks," the girl replied.

    The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon
    to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
    "Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to
    tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
    collar, I think you could go faster."
    The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

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    Re: Fire Truck

    LOL! I knew someone would find a use for cats!

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    Re: Fire Truck

    Grumpy's post about stray cast, er, I mean cats got me to thinking about that Fire Engine story. LOL

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    Re: Fire Truck

    hillarious

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    Re: Fire Truck

    If I could figure out how she got that cat to hold still long enough to tie the rope around his testicals, I COULD SIOLVE MY PROBLEM TOO!!

    Grumpy

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