Kidnapping In Progress

[mhall]

I gotta have pics first. So I know what to bid. I will bid more for new than used.......Sorry bout' that right there......

Don, have you seen the one that walks her dogs yet near you.........Dang!

[DJD]

Don, have you seen the one that walks her dogs yet near you.........Dang!

Dooh! I forgot! I need to get out more huh?

[bassin_bug]

I gotta have pics first. So I know what to bid. I will bid more for new than used.......Sorry bout' that right there......

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Sorry, you're buying, so you look under her hood and kick her tires. Her paint job is flawless, headlights are bright including lashes that 'flutter.' Her seat is firm and in great shape. She has a well maintained HARDtop and her brakes work fine. Now about her muffler.............. Oh, and she can go from 0-60 in 2 seconds max and runs on high octane diamonds.

Would you offer more if I told you that her hair, eyes, teeth, and ears sleep in the same bed with her?

[DJD]

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Sorry, you're buying, so you look under her hood and kick her tires. Her paint job is flawless, headlights are bright including lashes that 'flutter.' Her seat is firm and in great shape. She has a well maintained HARDtop and her brakes work fine. Now about her muffler.............. Oh, and she can go from 0-60 in 2 seconds max and runs on high octane diamonds.

Would you offer more if I told you that her hair, eyes, teeth, and ears sleep in the same bed with her?

LOl! Yep that is a bonus! So I gather...no taking her out for a test ride?

[mhall]

LOl! Yep that is a bonus! So I gather...no taking her out for a test ride?

OH...This is getting good........

[bassin_bug]

LOl! Yep that is a bonus! So I gather...no taking her out for a test ride?

My grandma said there comes a time in a man's life when he gets as excited over a promise as he does over the real thing. I promise you can take her out for a test ride. lol

[mhall]

My grandma said there comes a time in a man's life when he gets as excited over a promise as he does over the real thing. I promise you can take her out for a test ride. lol

Bug I'll have to remember that one, that's a gooden for sure, lol. By the way I think I've reached that spot too, lol.

[mhall]

Bug, please post a picture of you and your sister, the dang suspense is killing me, and I mean that respectfully to by the way, Come'on Bug....''You can Do It''....

[bassin_bug]

Bug, please post a picture of you and your sister, the dang suspense is killing me, and I mean that respectfully to by the way, Come'on Bug....''You can Do It''....

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I would love to post a picture but there are a couple of reasons I can't.

(1) I promised I would NEVER do or say anything to upset wives and/or girlfriends.

(2) If I posted pictures of my sister and I, you would want to turn into a pink or green bikini bottom. How could you ever explain that to your wife and fishing buddies?

[mhall]

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I would love to post a picture but there are a couple of reasons I can't.

(1) I promised I would NEVER do or say anything to upset wives and/or girlfriends.

(2) If I posted pictures of my sister and I, you would want to turn into a pink or green bikini bottom. How could you ever explain that to your wife and fishing buddies?

Oh come'on bug you can't do a fellar like that, that's just plain mean. None of our wives or girlfreinds ever look at this site anyway, come'on bug throw us a bone.

Help me out guys you know you are curious to, lol.

[Tim_T]

Bug, at my home it is policy that i look at pics of girls in Bikinis while surfing the net. My wife will be dissapointed if I didn't and probably say something to the effect that I am getting old.

Btw your sense of humor is priceless.

[Bandit1]

What about those of us that don't have wives or girlfriends? Don't we count for anything?

Hey Mark, I'm trying to help you out here.