MAN, you guys are killing with this Obama Edition Escalade stuff....and I've been absent....good show, good show.

BUT, my friends, you are wrong.

With the government's new stake in GM, they are going to release the Barack Edition Camaro. Instead of the Camaro SS, it will be the Camaro BO. It will be the baddest looking new Camaro on the block and everyone will want one...they'll peel out of buildings just to see one glide down the street...it will sound like it really knows it's way around the pavement with a deafening grumble coming from under the hood right down to the pipes out the back...

The masses will cheer in unison, "GM is back! GM is back!"

But in reality, it will be a brand new tri-brid prototype engine...it will run on french fry grease, grape kool-aid, and the battery from a Blackberry. Nobody will be real certain of it's true capability as a powerplant and whether or not it can truly push the car down the highway, but they will want it...they will want it bad. GM will advertise that it is the universal car that fixes everything - It will tow a boat, seat 7 passengers, has a dump bed for commercial applications, the exhaust fumes will smell like Tinkerbell farts, it will have the ability to survive a nuclear attack, and contained in the waste oil every 3000 miles will be the cure for cancer. The only color available with be green, with red/white/blue strpe package. It will get 70 mpg. It will be ready for production in 6 months, and will cost 3,000,000 for the base model. BUT, no worries, because there's a tax break for buying one, so everyone will be able to afford it.

And it will be manufacturered in Mexico.

That auditor chick from the US Treasury is the Project Team Leader.