That Was a Bad Guy!

[mhall]

I don't know what Ted Turner said, but then again, I don't want to know anything that Ted Turner says. I haven't listened to anything from him since he married Jane Fonda and I feel that anyone that would have anything to do with that witch (pardon my mis-spelling) is not worth anything either.

Grumpy

Amen Grumpy!!!! Hanoi Jane is a Communist!!

[Tim_T]

Glad it all turned out ok.....especially since your "sweetie pie" wasn't hit by the ningy punch or the judey chop!
With all those juices flowing who needs coffee!

This is the best place to learn self defense:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2U-ZQMf56I

[bassin_bug]

This is the best place to learn self defense:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2U-ZQMf56I

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I've already passed the first course and "He a said a he was a gonna teach me and a them liddle children how to take care of em'self." I saw his second lesson and it really scared the soup out of me 'cause he a said he done a took back one trailer park and he was a gonna clean up another ah trailer park."

I a offered to 'learn' him what I knowed 'bout some Taekwondo but he said it ain't a got no Nin-jay Judey in it. We's a havin' a contest now and I need you to a vote on which a one of us is a ready for the third lesson. I know I ain't a talkin' as fast as a him but I'm a tryin' ta learn cause I might help a him clean up a the third trailer park.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqYCNSH-Wjo

[pontooner]

This is the best place to learn self defense:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2U-ZQMf56I

If you do a jewdy chop and hit your leg while kung fu kickin you might be a redneck.

That vid cracks me up every time I see it.

[bassin_bug]

If you do a jewdy chop and hit your leg while kung fu kickin you might be a redneck.

That vid cracks me up every time I see it.

LOL, that 'palm-up' Jewdey chop is a sure fire way to catch bird poop. You hafta' be Ninjay quick to catch a bird bomb.

I saw another lesson from Diamond Dave and he said he now has a girlfriend, his uncle's wife....wait a minute, that's his aunt! They interviewed her and she said something like, "He's crazy and he ain't got no money but he IS **** good in bed." That scared to daylights out of me, they may start to clone.

[pontooner]

LOL, that 'palm-up' Jewdey chop is a sure fire way to catch bird poop. You hafta' be Ninjay quick to catch a bird bomb.

I saw another lesson from Diamond Dave and he said he now has a girlfriend, his uncle's wife....wait a minute, that's his aunt! They interviewed her and she said something like, "He's crazy and he ain't got no money but he IS **** good in bed." That scared to daylights out of me, they may start to clone.

Hopefully with enough hits to the nether region with those nunchucks he swings around aimlessly that won't be possible.

Leave it to Jerry Springer to find these winners.