Quote Originally Posted by Tim_T View Post
This is the best place to learn self defense:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2U-ZQMf56I
____________

I've already passed the first course and "He a said a he was a gonna teach me and a them liddle children how to take care of em'self." I saw his second lesson and it really scared the soup out of me 'cause he a said he done a took back one trailer park and he was a gonna clean up another ah trailer park."

I a offered to 'learn' him what I knowed 'bout some Taekwondo but he said it ain't a got no Nin-jay Judey in it. We's a havin' a contest now and I need you to a vote on which a one of us is a ready for the third lesson. I know I ain't a talkin' as fast as a him but I'm a tryin' ta learn cause I might help a him clean up a the third trailer park.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqYCNSH-Wjo